The Hanes "Ball-ance" Commercial Guy
This commercial cracks me up, and the guy is kinda sexy in a weird way. At :17, he looks like he's sportin' a pretty good package.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 12, 2021 3:49 AM |
He looks hung. I'd probably do it.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 5, 2021 4:42 PM |
They had to work long and hard to make a commercial as sexless as this one.
That guy gives me "mass murderer" weirdo vibes.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 5, 2021 4:42 PM |
German gay voice. Turn off.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 5, 2021 4:44 PM |
I'd fuck him, but I'd feel really bad about myself afterward.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 5, 2021 4:51 PM |
No! Ick. It’s a somewhat funny ad but I think it might turn straight guys off- He’s kind of a straight guy’s nightmare of a gay man.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 5, 2021 5:50 PM |
Tony Cavalero is his name. He has a nice body that's all I'll say
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 5, 2021 6:01 PM |
Terrible commercial. Terrible underwear. Why do guys wear those fem pouch things?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 5, 2021 6:10 PM |
The actor's ID'd in this link and there are as many frau CUNTS posting comments as there are here.
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 5, 2021 7:18 PM |
I'll take the hot Otezla guy in his swimsuit, thanks.
This looks like a bloated Kato Kaelin.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 5, 2021 7:23 PM |
I thought Christian Slater just got out of rehab.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 5, 2021 7:25 PM |
Step aside for a real man!
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 5, 2021 7:27 PM |
This guy's best known for playing the Jack Black character in the School of Rock TV series.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 5, 2021 7:28 PM |
R12 Show us the bulge, Jim, or we're not interested.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 5, 2021 7:32 PM |
He sounds like those "It has come to my attention" Chloe Sevigny parodies
Offsite Link| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 5, 2021 10:19 PM |
Not funny, not sexy. Kind of annoying.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 5, 2021 10:39 PM |
R15, I came here to say that.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 5, 2021 10:44 PM |
Oh god, Tony Cavalero is a comedic actor active in the sketch comedy scene. He’s friends with certified hottie Ryan Gaul. I’ve seen him more on Instagram than anywhere else. His underwear is definitely STUFFED in that Hanes ad. Trust me, he isn’t hung.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 8, 2021 7:13 PM |
It's supposed to be, r21. The character is supposed to be a Eurodouche.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 8, 2021 7:19 PM |
R16 That was what I thought too. I wondered if it was some relative of his.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 8, 2021 10:10 PM |
R20 So you've seen his junk?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 9, 2021 1:45 AM |
R24, I’ve seen Instagram posts where his bulge looks *nothing* like it does in this Hanes ad.
He might be a grower and not a shower—might!— but his underwear was absolutely stuffed for Hanes.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 9, 2021 1:47 AM |
I should be more specific—I’ve seen his bulge on Instagram looking more like an acorn than anything else.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 9, 2021 1:48 AM |
He reminds me of Kato Kalin.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 9, 2021 7:30 AM |
He looks like a very dirty version Steve Tyler from Aerosmith.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 9, 2021 5:53 PM |
R28 Dirtier than Steven Tyler? Now THAT's dirty!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 11, 2021 10:06 AM |
Hanes and Fruit of The Loom are brands for the circumcised, cis-gendered straight man. So many younger US uncut guys used to wear American Eagle. I never understood it.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 12, 2021 3:29 AM |
Wah wah dude looks like a lady wah wah 😫
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 12, 2021 3:49 AM |
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